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Santa’s Little Helper Wants To Eat Your Children

December 7, 2017 by roberrera Leave a Comment
Santa’s Little Helper Wants To Eat Your Children & Other Holiday Musings by Rob Errera

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Filed Under: Entertainment, Non-fiction, Satire, Social trends Tagged With: American holidays, Christmas, essays, family, Halloween, holiday fun, holiday traditions, humor, Independence Day, Krampus, New Years, satire, Thanksgiving, yule goat

New Thriller! The Mud Man!

Born of mud.

Made for murder.

New! Autism Dad 3: Life Skills and Life Lessons!

Get A Job, Son!

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“Spine-Tingling Tales of Musical Terror!”

New Release! Autism Dad 2!

Autism Dad 2—'Tween Edition: Continuing Adventures in Autism, Adolescence & Fatherhood 
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Autism Dad: Adventures in Raising An Autistic Son
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The Art of Casual Drowning

Just in time for the summer swimming season, here’s a story about how I almost drowned in a friend’s pool a few years ago.  “Catch me, Daddy! Catch me!” “Okay. I’m ready” I thought I was, too, treading water a couple of feet from the end of the diving board. I lifted my arms up […]

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Dirty Dancing Ghost Makes For a Truly Scary Halloween

The Grave Raver is our scariest Halloween decoration. After this column was published in October 2010, I received an email from the president of Gemmy Industries Corp. Even though I crapped on his products a bit, he said he “liked my style,” and offered to send me a free inflatable Christmas decoration. Damn my journalistic […]

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Comedy means never having to say you’re sorry!

In light of my insensitive comments about Lou Ferrigno‘s disabilities, I’ve decided to run this article which shows how my opinions (and sense of humor) have changed.   Tracy Morgan is a professional comedian. He’s one of the stars of NBC’s “30 Rock,” and did eight seasons on Saturday Night Live. He says funny things, […]

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Hangman's Jam, A Symphony of Terror by Rob Errera

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New Book! The Dunwich Horrors Die Tonight!

It is with little fanfare but no small amount of pride that I announce the release of my latest novel, The Dunwich Horrors Die Tonight! To commemorate this fine achievement I interview myself below. Q: What the hell is this? A: It’s a book. Q: Duh! A: Dur! Q: What kind of book is it? […]

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Rock 'n' Roll & Comic Books Taught Me All I Know

FREE ADVANCED READING COPY of ROCK ‘n’ ROLL & COMIC BOOKS TAUGHT ME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, folks, not more free ARCs. Gotta buy it January 22, 2019!Advanced Reading CopyROCK ’N’ ROLL & COMIC BOOKS TAUGHT ME ALL I KNOW! Why, oh Rob Errera, are you giving me this amazing $4 book for FREE? Well, it goes on sale next month so I’m hoping you’ll leave a review on Amazon or […]

Rock 'n' Roll & Comic Books Taught Me All I Know

FREE ADVANCE COPIES! Rock ‘n’ Roll & Comic Books Taught Me All I Know

Dudebros & Cool Chicks! I have a new book coming out next month called Rock ’n’ Roll & Comic Books Taught Me All I Know. Yeah, it’s autobiographical. Because you’re so cool, I want to give you this book FREE a month before it goes on sale. You’ll wake up Christmas morning and this brand […]

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